February 2012
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
tumblr people: you're so gorgeous hfusdifhsdifhisdhfis
people in real life: oh look it speaks
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me: i have this whole thing planned out im gonna tell them how much they mean to me and what their music has done for me and it'll be really nice
band member: hey
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me: can you sign this
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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Spurs haven't won the title in 51years. Now it'll...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age