March 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
February 2012
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“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– Marilyn Monroe
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me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
showing my friend a band
me: do you like this song
friend: it hasn't even-
me: oh wow it's starting ugh this chord is my favorite
me: LISTEN TO HOW HE SINGS THAT LISTEN GOD HE IS SO TALENTED AND PERFECT
me: AND THINK OF HOW MUCH THOUGHT HAS BEEN PUT INTO THESE LYRICS
me: THERE ARE SOULS GRIND INTO THIS SONG
me: I FEEL TEARS COMING ON
me: HOW CAN SUCH TALENTED BEING EXIST ON THIS PLANET
me: I'M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE PERFECTION
friend: we're thirty seconds into this song
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
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Shattered (A Cesc Fàbregas Story) - Chapter One
notorious-fiction:
shat·ter
1. To cause to break or burst suddenly into pieces, as with a violent blow.
2.
a. To damage seriously; disable.
b. To cause the destruction or ruin of; destroy.
c. To break into pieces; smash or burst.
To give up (similar terms): resign, renounce, waive, do without, desist, abandon, desert, leave, give way, yield, abdicate, quit, discard, dispose, let go,...
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brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
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